The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 05, 2014
January 04, 2014
January 06, 2014
Transcript:
Cop on left: That's an awful lotta luggage for just one little russian lady...
There once was a nice old matryoshkaWho migrated to Nova ScoshkaThe border guards metAllowed her and yetCharged her for false discloshka.
(ok, you try rhyming it!)