The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 07, 2014

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ANNOUNCER: OUR NEXT DATE UP FOR AUCTION LIKES TO HUM. TIM: HUNT. ANNOUNCER: ENJOYS CAMERA LIP LINERS. TIM: CANDLE-LIT DINNERS ANNOUNCER: AND WEARS APPLE DIAPERS UNDER A VOLKSWAGEN. TIM: WHAT? ANNOUNCER: I CAN'T READ YOUR WRITING. TIM WELCH: 2014'S MOST ILLEGIBLE BACHELOR