The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 24, 2014

The picture on the calender is udderly ridiculous!

At first I thought this is just another of his to-do lists, but since he mentioned expiring, I wonder if this could be his milk bucket list?

N e s t l e s Nestles makes the very best

Why does a milking stool only have three legs? Answer: The cow’s got the udder! ( Such an sad old joke…but I still love it.)

Ha Ha! Well I’VE never heard it before and I’m pretty old. Maybe I forgot it.

Pinup calendar for bulls.

Ice Creamed when I read this.

How do you get Dragon milk ? From a short legged cow.

What an August list!

With no highlights but an interpretive 3D illustration in Latin it would be a dreary daily dairy diary dramatic dialectic diorama…..or something like that.

What does Labor Day have to do with the joke?

and @Tom Flapwell

There is no “expiration date” on milk, it’s a sell by date, should be good for at least 3 days after

Looks like Scott knows that rule — Labor Day comes four days after the expiry/sell by date.