The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 06, 2014
November 05, 2014
November 07, 2014
Transcript:
Bone on stage: ...So the cop gives me a ticket for driving in the carpal lane!
Bone on left: I though you said this guy was funny?
Bone on right: I said humerus.
I hate to sound sternum… but I got a bone to pick with you guys…Leaving me no funny bones to work with…I mean, I never metatarsal that would make a good joke….Oh well…. maybe to marrow morning… I’ll get up patella good one.
Appropriate that I’m reading this via a digital medium. And I’m typing digitally as well. Come to think about it, it’s always been a digital world. Now we use our base 10 hands to run a base 2 machine. I don’t use the stereotypical term “Binary”, I prefer “Metronary”.
cheap_day_return over 9 years ago
What kind of joint is this, anyways?
Arianne over 9 years ago
Funny? You wish, bone! -Al S., lol!
Bilan over 9 years ago
He’s triceping too hard, but will never be head and shoulders above the rest.
Arianne over 9 years ago
Yeah, when it comes to topics, he’s got tunnel vision.
bigger Nate over 9 years ago
ahh give him a break
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 9 years ago
I hate to sound sternum… but I got a bone to pick with you guys…Leaving me no funny bones to work with…I mean, I never metatarsal that would make a good joke….Oh well…. maybe to marrow morning… I’ll get up patella good one.
cdward over 9 years ago
It’s going tibia one of those days, eh?
Arianne over 9 years ago
Chuckles! for everyone! But… Susan…. Brava!!!
J Short over 9 years ago
This guy thought it was funny.
J Short over 9 years ago
Don’t for get his dog.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 9 years ago
Appropriate that I’m reading this via a digital medium. And I’m typing digitally as well. Come to think about it, it’s always been a digital world. Now we use our base 10 hands to run a base 2 machine. I don’t use the stereotypical term “Binary”, I prefer “Metronary”.
jreckard over 9 years ago
The quality of these comments is tendon downwards.
Fantom Premium Member over 9 years ago
Give him a break.
Bargrove over 9 years ago
Some of these comments have osteoporosis. I’m hopingmy friend Cal and see’m.
jreckard over 9 years ago
Instead of the silly one that he’s wearing, I think he should put on a bowne tie.
J Quest over 9 years ago
His delivery was a little dry (and that’s no fib-ula!)
What? Me worried ? over 9 years ago
“I got a girl named Bonie Maronie
She as skinnie as a stick of macaronie "
This old Special Azz 5 can’t carry a tune in a bucket ! hahahahha
What? Me worried ? over 9 years ago
F F T ? Those the days ! hahahaha