The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 14, 2015

This is funny enough that we can overlook a 5th Century BC Greek celebrating a 3rd Century Roman saint…..with a baseball cap.

Some need an excuse to “get some” before the obviously pagan fertility rites associated with eggs & bunnies. Don’t forget the flowers. Shiny rocks were once used to put the bunny in the stew. Sorry about that, Chief.

The first woman I ever kissed was another man’s wife… it was my mother.

i am a freud to say that this situation is somewhat complex

If you two have a daughter name her Electra.

If you two have a daughter name her Electra; you could get some serious mileage out of this relationship.

That’s why he was sent away from home as a baby.

My version was “Adipose Rex” wherein the kid decides Mom’s a bit on the heavy side, marries a local girl his own age, and lives happily ever after. Never sold well…..

anybody remember the tom Lehrer version

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mScdJURKGWM

And Norman was going to fix his mom breakfast in bed, but she said she was stuffed.

It’s Valentine’s Day, not Mother’s Day.