The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 30, 2015

That pan is certainly not large enough to cook Fred’s Brontosaurus Ribs.

“You mean it that easy?”

I guess that’s how the three little pigs upgraded.

That comes after:“it’s only $19.99”.

The advantage of the twig skillet was the combination of fire and pan all in one.The downside was it was only good for one meal. But still there was the fact that you could throw it away when done.

I think it is just a flash in the pan!!!

“I throw in second pan free! Just pay shipping and handling!”

Must be the beginning of the clay age.

And if order by sunset TONIGHT, you get second little pan AT NO ADDITIONAL COST. That not all! We throw in this handy set stone cooking utensils for you use with awesome new pans! That right, folks — you get two pans, stone utensils and we bring directly to your cave for LOW, LOW PRICE OF ONLY ONE LEG OF MASTODON! Hurry. This offer not last long! Supplies limited. (Grak only make them so fast….)

In those days, they wouldn’t have to feign it.

Just wrap it in clay and put in the fire.

the first 50 callers will receive free oven mittens. now, they just have to wait 2,000,000 years until they invent the phone