The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 23, 2015

The whole point of having multiple executioners is to alleviate them of the psychological issues that tend to plague people committing murder: nobody knows who fired the fatal shot and if you conscientiously object, you can wound or miss the target. Kind of a moot point when 1 drop or a gallon will kill. This episode of “Overthinking the Joke” was brought to you by Super Soaker brand water pistols. If you’re not water-fighting with a Super Soaker, you’ve been hosed.