The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 28, 2015

Yet they are still wearing pants.

Bathing suits.

I assume they’re talking WiFi service.

I’m not suited for this.

Clearly, this is the result of work by our government. :-(

Odd to wear clothes instead of a swimsuit at a swimming pool?

Is the guy on the diving board only wearing a shirt and shoes? Hard to tell; perhaps deliberately ambiguous to allow publication in black/white dead tree format, but the peculiar color of the “trousers” is a nod to those of us online.

I can see that there’s no service (i.e., no lifeguard), but they’re still wearing shirts and shoes, in violation of the sign.