The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 08, 2015

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    Linux0s  about 9 years ago

    “But I vowel to succeed in my efforts!”

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    nosirrom  about 9 years ago

    Those consonants are out of order!

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 9 years ago

    Uh Oh….I’m worried about Scott.

    This sort of humor might be consonant with mental aberration….

    Should I send his psychiatrist a letter?

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 9 years ago

    Not a Frisky Dingo reference?

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    jreckard  about 9 years ago

    They’re only there because she dropped something.He’s going to need a spill checker.

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    cdward  about 9 years ago

    You ain’t seen nothing, buddy. Wait till there’s an infestation of discord-ants. Then there’s yer toler-ants, but they leave you alone.

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    PICTO  about 9 years ago

    I’m a little hesitant…but I guess that’s better than being a lubricant.

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    drmickeyg  about 9 years ago

    The ignor-ants will not pay any attention to you – but they just don’t know any better.

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    What? Me worried ?  about 9 years ago

    Don’t be relectant ,dive right in, the water is abundant !

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    OPQRSTV98  about 9 years ago

    They are nothing to worry about, unless they team up with the vowelants.

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    Arianne  about 9 years ago

    Those pesky pedants like to keep you on your toes.

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    rekam Premium Member about 9 years ago

    Look what you started, Scott!

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    paullp Premium Member about 9 years ago

    Has he ever been called in to evict any ten-ants? They can be the hardest to get rid of. I’m just glad to see that all the pund-ants here are not ant-agonized by this kind of humor. To quote the late Isaac Asimov, “A play on words is the noblest form of wit.”

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    not my real name Premium Member about 9 years ago

    And now they’re inhabitants?

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    Jules934  about 9 years ago

    Bet an old English teacher wrote that joke.

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