The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 09, 2016

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    oldpine52  almost 8 years ago

    Just how long does puberty last in a chipmunk? They’ve been around sense before I ever heard of puberty and are still here after I’ve forgotten what it was like.

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    PICTO  almost 8 years ago

    Does this cartoon have anything to do with nuts…?

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    Charlie Fogwhistle  almost 8 years ago

    Hello. I’m Alvin Cash.

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    jreckard  almost 8 years ago

    When the county fair comes around, the fellows from the monastery help out with food – some work as fish friars, some volunteer as chip monks.

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    boff0  almost 8 years ago

    Me I want a Hula Hoop[!!

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    captainofgondor  almost 8 years ago

    Easy. They just bill them as the Three Tenors.

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    What? Me worried ?  almost 8 years ago

    You can tell when they hit puberty . It is when their voices break !

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    linsonl  almost 8 years ago

    My life goal was to go from puberty to senility without ever passing through maturity. Hey, I’ve about accomplished it.

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    rekam Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Have a turntable and over 200 classical recordings, but hubby never taught me how to use the various remotes so I could play them.

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    hippogriff  almost 8 years ago

    GROG!

    We looked all over to find a 78 turntable to play our 78 shellacs and gt a look like we had requested a wax cylinder player. Finally found one in a pawn shop, still in the original box.

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    K M  almost 8 years ago

    Something similar once happened to Harpo Marx long after they stopped making movies. He reported to the unemployment line, like he did every week; but when he got asked, “Did you make any money this week?” he replied, “Yes.” Of course, he was asked, “How much?” He replied, “$10,000,” this at a time when $10,000 was actually worth something. Seems that between unemployment checks, he’d gotten a gig to play harp somewhere, and his fee was ten grand.

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    hippogriff  almost 8 years ago

    K M

    He wrote a gre at autobiography, Harpo Speaks, during this period. He was a member of the Algonquin Round Table.

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