The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 04, 2018

Must have been drinking a Death in the Afternoon.

Now he needs a Corpse Reviver.

Coulda been worse. He might have been drinking Flaming Volcanos.

Looks like he’s going to need a Painkiller.

The first “Monster” of anything on wheels death.

He was one of the first Rolling Stones.

It’s an overwhelming underwheeling.

Drive Sober, or Get Rolled Over.

I looks to me like he got in front of the wheel!

Looks to me like he was a little too stoned.

Drinks on the rocks and then a rock on the drinker.

Soon to be invented, the rock interlock.

Then Grok invented lawyers.

“dOh!”

Looks to me like somebody pushed it.

I wish that were how it went in real life with drunk drivers.