The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 19, 2018

Did you remember to season him with bergamot?

I think I see a constant comet going by in that window.

They really had to pull some strings to get the flavor just right. Now they can go play golf as their tee time is in a half-hour.

How long can he stay submerged?

Oooo! Long!

So, how soon will we see this definition in the Urban Dictionary?

How was the learning curve the teabaggians needed?

Steep.

Ha ha ha eewwwww

That’s just gross.

What? No ice? That’s barbaric!

How did they get that amber coloring in the tea…. Never mind

Tea, Earl Grey… eww, not so hot.

Pee tea. Gross

Wait until they try “All the tea in China”!

Looks like his colostomy tea bag burst.

Earl Grey is the only tea flavor I drink…at least twice a day.

The Tea Party meets “In the Night Kitchen.”

They caught him at the peak o’ flavor.