The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 04, 2018

Luke, I am your father!

And if that damn condom hadn’t broke, we wouldn’t be having this conversation.

Do or do not, there is no pill.

“Say ‘No’, you must”

She needs a new droid. Maybe IUD could help.

If she can’t get birth control, Mr. Solo will be living up to his name.

We’re hoping it’s a young Solo, not an inter-family ‘accident’ among the Skywalkers….

May the farce be with you.

Interesting to note that with the overwhelming numbers of women in the field, many med schools, hospitals and practices are seeking out men to fill the positions as part of diversity enhancement. One of my aunts and one of my cousins (but not her daughter are Ob/gyns. What a cool way to tie it into Star Wars Day. May the Fourth be with you!!

“Leia tries to prevent any more offspring”. Leave it at that.

I didn’t know Odell Beckham’s nickname was Juan.

Help me, OB Juan.

Close your legs you must.

May the pill be with you.

“You mean no more fun in bed.” – Victoria Regina, on being told by doctors, nine was enough.

Absolutely ROCK STAR! Kudos, sir.

“Hope that boy is our last.”

“No… There is another…”

Luke went forth, but he slipped on some tauntaun crap and came in fifth!