The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 30, 2018

The realtor has no sole and is a real heel.

I’d give that realtor the boot!

Maybe she should look at one of those cheap velcro sneakers.

At that price, there must be diamonds on the soles. This will definitely tie up her budget.

If you’d said, “No” a bit more often, you’d have less kids and more money.

I’d be tongue-tied.

Shoestring budgets are really complicated. If you’re not careful you’ll end up tied in knots.

I’m house shopping. My maximum price is $150K. Realtors keep sending me listings of houses that cost well above my budget. (Like $560K, for example). I think they are more interested in their commission than what I can afford.

That must be in California. You hear that anything under a million is about the size of that.

So, she wants to Payless?

Sneak-er into something smaller…

He’s got a great deal on a blue suede property near Graceland.

no way a loafer could afford that…

How much does she have socked away?

That’s certainly what passes for “low income” in Vancouver!