The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 31, 2018

♫ Locust get it on … ♬

Buddy Holly was always trying out new musical ideas, with and without the Crickets.

That’s funny, my wife is the same way…

Oh Jiminy! You’re so saxy!

too much sax and violins.

Ah, the joy of Sax…

Kenny finally shortened his name after tiring of spelling his last name Grasshopper.

She’s not into sax?

Don’t they rub their legs together?

Damn right I got the greens!

Jiminy Cricket’s woman, I’m just expressing myself.

“learn to play the saxophone…”

Sex maniac, sax maniac, either way she winds up not getting any sleep.

You know what rubbing your legs together does to the females off our species – get with it! Look at that hottie with the curlers and the over-sized robe…

I’m running for President!

Or you could give a little whistle.

Shades of the “Cricket in Times Square.”

so rude : )