The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 22, 2018

This would seem to be a job for the fat lady!

No hitting below the belter.

Patterson’s in big treble now!

Float like a butterfly. Sing like E-la.

He should have done more than bass-ic training.

If he’s not sharp he’ll end up flat. (on the canvas)

On a side note, there aren’t any corner men on staff.

he is in treble now

Would’ve been funnier if note was smoking a heavy doobie

The eighth round belongs to Note. He won’t quaver!

Patterson needs to sing a cover and duck!

Is this venue Wagner’s Ring?

This should’ve been at the end of Round 7, making it the eighth round.

Didn’t notice the missing “r”. No big deal. Means he was using a dialect version that does’t have the first “r” in its pronunciation.

Try this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I33u_EHLI3w

He should have had a glass of Hi C before the fight!

Well, I noticed Pastis didn’t do a pun today so I guess someone had to pick up the slack…