The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 25, 2018

That eulogy sounds fishy to me.

Tuna in next week for the exciting climax.

Sorry for your loss Charlie.

Got to stay away from Annette!

I thought Gil nets were illegal for tuna!

Gil shoulda asked the mermaid. But NOOOOOO!

How about Charlie? (Starkist)

Annie got away? Sushi tempted fate but escaped the can.

He gave the usual canned eulogy.

Annie didn’t stay single long. Rod saw her there and reeled her in.

Annie went home to rest, she’s hooked on pain pellets.

Carpe,Diem ;)

I see it’s an open can funeral.

The real story has been scaled down just for the halibut. They also thought Annie was dead as a mackerel, but, you know, she didn’t look fin-ished! She actually slipped out and went to school!

I thought it was Frankie who was caught with Annette.

I’m not so sure that an open casket is appropriate, considering the circumstances of death and condition of the body.