Oh quit being such a tight a$$.
Next time just use some salt to dry it out. He’s a jerky anyway.
Poor guy is shell-shocked!
He wound up buying a really fast sports car and having the dealer paint a big ‘S’ on each side of it.
Whenever someone saw him zooming past in his new car, they would say, “Hey, look at that S-car go!”
Hmm. How long does it take a snail to do laundry? Maybe he just grew up.
….and to boot, the Shell store is closed today!
Speedos for snails?
Well, if you were independent enough to do your own laundry…..
Maybe you shouldn’t wearing those cotton shells.
Don’t worry. Our landlord brought over these extra large snail shells for us. But the dang things smell like garlic…
Do your own laundry!
More shell humor? Check out today’s Speed Bump. https://www.gocomics.com/speedbump
Well… you did say that my shell made my butt look big…
when it shrinks like that he’s just a shell of his former self…
Why, too much anti-static papers so the shell won’t stay on? What would suspenders for that problem look like?
oldpine52 about 5 years ago
Oh quit being such a tight a$$.
nosirrom about 5 years ago
Next time just use some salt to dry it out. He’s a jerky anyway.
iggyman about 5 years ago
Poor guy is shell-shocked!
Major Matt Mason Premium Member about 5 years ago
He wound up buying a really fast sports car and having the dealer paint a big ‘S’ on each side of it.
Whenever someone saw him zooming past in his new car, they would say, “Hey, look at that S-car go!”
osceola about 5 years ago
Hmm. How long does it take a snail to do laundry? Maybe he just grew up.
Zebrastripes about 5 years ago
….and to boot, the Shell store is closed today!
J Quest about 5 years ago
Speedos for snails?
enigmamz about 5 years ago
Well, if you were independent enough to do your own laundry…..
cuzinron47 about 5 years ago
Maybe you shouldn’t wearing those cotton shells.
WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago
Don’t worry. Our landlord brought over these extra large snail shells for us. But the dang things smell like garlic…
MissScarlet Premium Member about 5 years ago
Do your own laundry!
More shell humor? Check out today’s Speed Bump. https://www.gocomics.com/speedbump
Less Monday... More Friday about 5 years ago
Well… you did say that my shell made my butt look big…
gopher gofer about 5 years ago
when it shrinks like that he’s just a shell of his former self…
zeexenon about 5 years ago
Why, too much anti-static papers so the shell won’t stay on? What would suspenders for that problem look like?