The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 23, 2020

The counselor’s only there to get the ball rolling.

Nostalgia for lovers lane??

Love the counselor name.

at this point he just wants to go out and get hammered…

“AMF…..”

She got them to strike up a conversation.

Sometimes you just can’t get set with a pickup!

Dr Brunswick?

This is probably right up her alley….

She seems to be on the ball… and to have a pretty good grip…

though she doesn’t yet have a lot of frames on her walls.

They need the balls to continue their relationship. Or maybe they could go Dutch on their next date while trying to strike up a renewed friendship. Given they now have spare time if nothing works out, they could still score with someone else. Can only hope no one calls “foul”.

Looks like the counselor finds them both feel pinned down!

Will she bowl them over with her advice?

Will she pin them down with the pertinent questions?

Usually on a 7-10 split you try to get either the 7, or the 10. Which one will it be in this case?

B-o-w-l-I-n-g We go Bowling,bowling,bowling, my baby and me!!! Old commercial!

Those two need to be (Indian) clubbed into submission.

They left the little 5 pins at home.

Hey guys! At least you don’t have three holes drilled into your …….Er, head.

and he says to his friends, “I get knocked down but, I get up again….”

I hear she’s an easy pick-up.

Chalk it up to the difficulties in marriages.

They just need to strike the right balance.

Spare me the puns!

His mind’s always in the gutter and he wants to set me up with 8 of his friends.

Looks like they are no longer bowled over with each other.

And how does that make you feel, #7?

Triple pun!

Hey! You both hang out in alleys. This ain’t Primrose Lane.

I don’t think there’s much of a chance to spare them.

I prefer two holers myself.

What a couple of pinheads.

Bowling where 10 times 12 = 300.

He should be glad to be rid of her, she’s a cannibal. Before him, Seven eight Nine.