I tried to buy some masks a couple of weeks ago on Amazon, we use them at my business (lots of dog fur). Two boxes containing one hundred masks each, $22. Shipping $655.00. I’m not kidding.
“But WAIT! If you buy one at twice the price the second one is FREE (plus shipping and handling at $19.95 each). Items are limited to 20 per customer. Buy NOW”…
rekam Premium Member over 4 years ago
Yikes!
Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 4 years ago
Who at Amazon is charging exorbitant handling fees? I think we’ve found the Prime suspect.
Bilan over 4 years ago
But they don’t use their hands at Amazon.
gopher gofer over 4 years ago
if you ask he’ll be happy to give you a hand…
the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Well, I’ve got to hand it to you. You can be quite handy around here, but I must say, that is a handful.
iggyman over 4 years ago
“My gloves are expensive”!
PleaseStay6PixelsAway over 4 years ago
“For a limited time, you can get a SECOND pair of socks ABSOLUTELY FREE!! (Just pay a separate $35 handling fee.)”
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
Spend $50.00 and get a 10 finger discount….
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 4 years ago
Rather ham-handed response, if you ask me. :)
uniquename over 4 years ago
He’s very handy.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 4 years ago
Well, someone has to foot the bill for his wages.
nosirrom over 4 years ago
All the ladies want to know – Does he have big feet, too?
Nate England over 4 years ago
He needs a lot of Purell.
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
Time to spring for a Prime membership!
Spiny Norman Premium Member over 4 years ago
I tried to buy some masks a couple of weeks ago on Amazon, we use them at my business (lots of dog fur). Two boxes containing one hundred masks each, $22. Shipping $655.00. I’m not kidding.
marilynnbyerly over 4 years ago
The two places hiring a lot of people right now are WalMart and Amazon for product stocking and shipping.
the lost wizard over 4 years ago
Because you’re an idiot and willing to pay it.
daleandkristen over 4 years ago
Ya know what they say…….
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
Quit fondling the merchandise.
zeexenon over 4 years ago
Shoulda, woulda, coulda, paid for Prime.
TurbosDad over 4 years ago
“But WAIT! If you buy one at twice the price the second one is FREE (plus shipping and handling at $19.95 each). Items are limited to 20 per customer. Buy NOW”…
Lablubber over 4 years ago
How many times does he have to sing the “Happy Birthday” song?
Charlie Tuba over 4 years ago
They should have Trump do the handling, then it would only be a nickel!
Charlie Tuba over 4 years ago
If it does not fit, you must pay the $35!
ars731 over 4 years ago
“Take an look at these hands! The hands of an amazon man” apologies to David Byrne.