The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 18, 2020

It’ll all even out in the springtime.

Facelifts are very popular in Argentina (male & female); some women have it done so frequently they wear a perpetual look of surprise 24/7!!

Snowtox?

Don’t worry, Wendy. You won’t have to worry about youthfulness come spring. Meanwhile, keep looking up!

Real Snow Women of Alaska.

Her drastic surgery was performed by some flake at Surgeons ‘R Us.

It’s easy to fix though.

“That dimple on your chin? That’s your belly button! One more facelift, and you’ll have a vanDyke!”

Perfect for when you fall in the well.

She’s trying the look-up-at-the-sky-to-see-if-everyone-else-will-look-up trick.

Now she needs a chin tuck to bring everything back down.

I got something to show you that can melt your face (then you’ll look normal)

For Wendy, everything is looking up. It’s nice to see o snowman that can see the bright side of things.

“Look! That cloud looks like a snow bank!

That one, too! And that one over there!"

Her face-lift is abominable

How about some liposuction?

Snooty, if you ask me. Will likely drown like a farm turkey in a rainstorm.

Maybe she’s hoping for more snow so she can have kids.

There’s a new heat lamp treatment. The fat just melts off.

What about the “lip enhancement”?

Joan Rivers had her face pull so tight, every time she smiled, she pulled up her hose.

Pull your hose up far enough, it would become a necktie.