The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 24, 2020

Have you considered using sulfuric acid?

Is there a hole for the tail?

Ha! “Hades” brand instead of “Hanes”

The underwear of the underworld.

If you have bad brakes, you’re gonna skid.

Did you use hot water?

Yes, you’re gonna have a devil of a time getting that out.Try Get Satan’s Behind Me Out Rinse

Hades will make you smooth and silky,

Shapely, sexy

On the coast of southern France

The other girls don’t stand a chance

Gentlemen prefer Hades

First underpants, then fur…

Did you try the cold setting first? Otherwise you’ve just set the stain.

666 ….sick, sick, sick,

They need dryers in Hell?

Snort!

Just remember “brown stain in back, yellow in front.”

Have you tried the cold cycle?

Don’t complain. That’s a sinning streak !

Disolve brimstone and wormwood with sulphuric acid. Stir vigorously. Then go buy new underwear.

I wonder what essential oils work in Hell?

Use some Heavenly Bleach.

So that IS where Robert Kennedy ended up. Mary Joe’s heavenly toilet flushes directly on him wherever he goes.

This guy needs to be put in the home. How he comes up with this stuff?

The Devil made me do it!

Anyone having a problem with blank comics?

Everything is there except the comic strip?