The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 02, 2020

Cool!

Clever!

Wouldn’t that be an Angie-o-gram?

Some people wondered why an acute girl like Angie would marry a square like him. But as you can see, he’s a pretty fun guy.

Is Angie out of shape? She’s almost pointless.

A pentagram? Are you sure this isn’t a birthday curse?

It’s from Isosceles…

He’s playing all the angles!

The square hired him to cheer her up!

“The moral of the story: To the vector belong the spoils.” – Chuck Jones, The Dot And The Line

The pentagram should be singing “When You Wish Upon a Star”

He did it. Only a square.

Next song, “Running with the Devil”.

Shapes of things before my eyes…

Next will be a “coming out” party where Angie reveals that she, too, is a pentagram.

Join our Geometry Cult. Wear a Pentagram to show your faith. Get the point of it from isosceles 12:37. Give to help the circles who have lost their way (and their angles). We meet at the Quadrangle every Thursday inside the Dodecahedron.

It’s singing “Bewitched, Bothered, And Bewildered”.

I am your singing pentagram (bangs)

♫ Everybody is a star ♫

What’s the point?

Does it burst into flames and change to a deep voice at the end?

What? Just another symbolic religious cook.

It’s a summons.

Singing some King Diamond?

Only squares get excited about reedy, singing cards.

When it was suggested that somebody with my croaky voice could possibly deliver singing telegrams, I was dubious: “Gee! Oh! Me try?”