The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 08, 2020

Gee, I thought the assistant was called Igor.

And he has an impressive bod rate.

(Probably understood only by computer users of a bygone era.)

I would have thought the monster would have a firewire…

Until he had gotten used to Master’s operations it was a queasy modem.

Well to be picky – it looks like a USB port. And if it’s Quasi’s modem shouldn’t it be a RJ11 port?

Another port in the ..

I guess Quasimodo sometimes stands in for Igor

when he’s feeling peckish does he go out for a byte…?

Couldn’t they find any blue teeth in that graveyard?

Why’re we not wireless?

Heh. Takes me back to the 80s, when one of the other users on a BBS I frequented was “Quasi Modem”.

Guess you can hook up ether one of them.

Igor is the Hunchback of Notre Dame??

If he’s quasi-modem, what is he really?

What a scuzzy thing to do to poor Igor.

You’re in the wrong book, Quasi. You want “Hunchback of Notre Dame.” Come to think of it, though, Notre Dame burned down, so Quasimodo’s subbing for Igor over at “Frankenstein.”

Kill him first; he’s got that high-pitched white noise scream!

Not quite as good as hdming a pretty tune.

It should be a RJ-11 port.

Great pun!!

What I need is a USB-C. No I don’t see.

You have an ethernet port in yourear?

Uhm…wrong hunchback.

But all he gets is dial-up.

So he’s hot swappable?