The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 29, 2020

Now you just add some Milk of Magnesia….

The ingredients are more expensive than the results.

Let’s try Vodka, Kahlua and cream next.

It appears to make both right- and left- hand screwdrivers…

I see that the adjacent production line is using light rum, grapefruit juice and a dash of bitters.

using those ingredients, their bottom line’s gonna get hammered…

I would rather have the other screwdriver.

“Something screwy , see you in St Louis” Bugs Bunny!

Quite a “turn” of events!

I will give you a pile of rusty nails if you can reverse the process.

If you add a twist of Lime would you get Torx Drivers

I need a drink after this.

I’ll have ‘Sex on the Beach’.

Just think what it costs to make a Manhattan!

Making screwdrivers out of orange juice and vodka? How would you make a SUNDAE DRIVER?

Hardee-har-har.

VERY creative! Took me a few secs.

I hope quality control removes that bent one with the red handle. I hate screwing screws in crookedly.

Kinda surprised the machine isn’t a Binford product.

They’re not producing any Philips-heads, but I’ll take a couple anyhow. After that, I probably won’t care.

Ahhh…the magic formula has been revealed.

Change it to Prune juice and get a construction machine – pile driver.

So at an Irish Starbucks they’d but pouring in coffee and Bailey’s with whipped cream?

Just never use both kinds of screwdrivers at the same time.

I want the machine that takes Sambuca and Irish cream.

So, the little handle is full of orange juice and vodka? (You can tell I don’t drink.)

Do they use the airplane size bottles to make eyeglass screwdrivers

I wondered how they did that.

Are Tropicana and Smirnoff getting free advertisement?

Jush wa..[buuurp]..it until you try to usesh it. [hick]

I th[hick]ink I’ll go hand taaaa[ hick]kkke jush a little nappy now… zzz.

Move the whole operation to a certain drive-in chain and you corner the Doctor Who fans market.

My favorite hangover-free mix.

I wondered how Craftsman made their screwdrivers so uncomfortable. It’s staggering.

Good one, Scott! I literally LOLed. Hope you got some $$ from Craftsman, Smirnoff, and Tropicana. If not, shame on them!

Oh! Groan…

My best laugh today…and it is pretty late.

Interesting universe they inhabit . . .

I was curious about what would happen if they tried “snips and snails and puppy dog tails” or “sugar and spice and everything nice,” then I realized that both recipes are a little too vague. Precision counts.