Hey buddy, you briquet you bought it!
He wanted to have it rounded so it’ll match his good eye.
I’d give my right eye for a go at her.
If he’s planning on giving it to his girlfriend, he might want to reconsider. I hear that she’s a bit cold-hearted.
too bad – he was hoping to pick the ice up later today…
Well under the right pressure it will take only millions of years.
Better keep an eye on him, Frosty or it will cost you an arm and…well, an arm!
Well I’ll keep my eye out for a better deal if you don’t mind.
It’s worth the wait. Everyone knows that coal lumps are a snowgirl’s best friend.
Which one will be under the most pressure: the coal, the jewler, or that coal?
Why the ring? She gave him the cold shoulder.
He wants to have a gleam in his eye. :)
Wow, I can’t believe no one has made a Superman III reference yet.
Elvis in an alternate universe?
Oh…she’s a coal digger…that digs on he!
But no pressure.
Picky, picky, I know – but why does the store name read normally? If you were standing outside, it would be backwards.
Here’s your ticket. It’ll be ready for pickup on February 7th, 200,000,022. Remember we close at 5.
He should give up the coal in his mouth. After he’s married, he won’t need it anyhow.
Is he just doing the one.
Ah, a Van Gogh-style gift, I thought he was shopping for a monocle.
Since human ashes can be turned into a diamond really fast, that sales guy isn’t telling the truth.
Well, try putting in high oxygen-free heat and mega-Pascals of pressure. Oh, and I’ll need a glass-eye till spring.
That’s King Cole, not King Coal.
Doesn’t it have to be actual coal to produce a diamond? Not charcoal?
Everyone likes a little eye candy.
Don’t worry, just turn the heat on high. Problem solved. Take the money and run.
He works better under pressure
Coal-hearted?
He’s just a old chunk of coal, but he’ll be a diamond someday.
ronaldspence over 3 years ago
Hey buddy, you briquet you bought it!
rekam Premium Member over 3 years ago
He wanted to have it rounded so it’ll match his good eye.
PoodleGroomer over 3 years ago
I’d give my right eye for a go at her.
macky87 over 3 years ago
If he’s planning on giving it to his girlfriend, he might want to reconsider. I hear that she’s a bit cold-hearted.
gopher gofer over 3 years ago
too bad – he was hoping to pick the ice up later today…
TStyle78 over 3 years ago
Well under the right pressure it will take only millions of years.
in-dubio-pro-rainbow over 3 years ago
Better keep an eye on him, Frosty or it will cost you an arm and…well, an arm!
Jayalexander over 3 years ago
Well I’ll keep my eye out for a better deal if you don’t mind.
nosirrom over 3 years ago
It’s worth the wait. Everyone knows that coal lumps are a snowgirl’s best friend.
jel354 over 3 years ago
Which one will be under the most pressure: the coal, the jewler, or that coal?
My First Premium Member over 3 years ago
Why the ring? She gave him the cold shoulder.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 3 years ago
He wants to have a gleam in his eye. :)
Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr. over 3 years ago
Wow, I can’t believe no one has made a Superman III reference yet.
rhodesmk Premium Member over 3 years ago
Elvis in an alternate universe?
namleht over 3 years ago
Oh…she’s a coal digger…that digs on he!
Nyckname over 3 years ago
But no pressure.
josballard over 3 years ago
Picky, picky, I know – but why does the store name read normally? If you were standing outside, it would be backwards.
J Short over 3 years ago
Here’s your ticket. It’ll be ready for pickup on February 7th, 200,000,022. Remember we close at 5.
uniquename over 3 years ago
He should give up the coal in his mouth. After he’s married, he won’t need it anyhow.
Herd of Turtles over 3 years ago
Is he just doing the one.
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
Ah, a Van Gogh-style gift, I thought he was shopping for a monocle.
marilynnbyerly over 3 years ago
Since human ashes can be turned into a diamond really fast, that sales guy isn’t telling the truth.
zeexenon over 3 years ago
Well, try putting in high oxygen-free heat and mega-Pascals of pressure. Oh, and I’ll need a glass-eye till spring.
Lablubber over 3 years ago
That’s King Cole, not King Coal.
Lablubber over 3 years ago
Doesn’t it have to be actual coal to produce a diamond? Not charcoal?
6turtle9 over 3 years ago
Everyone likes a little eye candy.
Old Man River over 3 years ago
Don’t worry, just turn the heat on high. Problem solved. Take the money and run.
PaulGoes over 3 years ago
He works better under pressure
levekk over 3 years ago
Coal-hearted?
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 3 years ago
He’s just a old chunk of coal, but he’ll be a diamond someday.