The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 18, 2021

Tatiana was oddly drawn to Clarence

And Clarence repelled all the positive and seemed to attract the polar opposites…

That’s why students at magnet schools are so successful, they stick to their studies.

This is not what I’d call an attractive student body. The teacher ain’t a beauty either. I know it’s shallow to judge people by their looks but judging their academic performance these guys are rolling snake eyes. However you can’t dismiss their obvious bi-polar behavior.

Magnetic personalities?

Clarence is more magnetic than Tatiana.

That´s a sticky situation.

The force lines are strong in this one.

How cool! A stainless steel magnet!!

The new magnet school or the new Magneto school?

It’s probably a hard drive to get there.

Dear Mr.Hilburn, Have you thought about taking a mental health break ? #Asking as a friend.

All the boys are chick magnets.

And sitting quietly in the back of the room, a young Erik Lehnsherr, plotted his revenge against the bully twins, Jack and Paul Ironhead for taking his lunch money again.

OK everyone, de-power your electromagnets at once! You too Tesla.

The students here are all bipolar.

In a magnet school, you can’t have computers with rotating disks. The disks will keep getting erased.

These kids must drink lots of fortified milk for lunch.

Magneto: the early years

Just love the students name

The girl with the scissors on her back is lucky they came in broadside and not pointy end first