The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 17, 2021

Eat mor bif?

“Why, we work for Gateway Personal Computers, Officer. Why do you ask?”

Good afternoon officer, was I moooving too fast? Did I overuse my horn? I am udderly embarrassed that I went pasture town above the speed limit!

I fear that they have run afowl of the law……

“And under no circumstances is anyone to agree to open the trunk.”

“Whatever you do, don’t raise his suspicions by showing your license to cluck!”

It was such a fowl deed.

Where’s the beef?

Chic’s have a beef about government porker.

“Hide.”

One will talk, they are all chicken you know!

Some very nice leather clothing y’all are wearing.

“How come y’all’s license plate says, “WENDYS”?

I knew they would get that little heifer someday

he pulled them over to ask why they crossed the road…

Are they running scared?

…never play “chicken” with a cop…

Somebody laid an egg on his new seats. Wait…that’s not an egg…

The one riding shotgun will sing like a canary.

They’ve got something to hide. They need to steer clear of arguments; no point creating a beef with the officer.

I wonder if the car they’re driving is a Coop de Ville.

He’s a sovereign chicken with the right to free range travel.

Officer told him to pullet over.

The local Chick-fil-A franchise owner had his white car painted with the black cow splotches…

Their’s not a nugget of truth to be found here…

“And keep that burger out of site!”

Give him some, the old Dog will be a friend for life, however shortened it may be.

They cocked up.

You’re speeding. Why the rush to leave Buffalo?

The cop is arresting them for playing chicken on the highway.

If the cop finds out what they did, it will become a serious mooving violation.