The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 20, 2022

Row! Oar else!

Give him some orange juice, or a chocolate bar!!!

Also know as “engine problems”.

Oh, oh. The last trip out we lost 12 men when he yelled out ’Dive, dive".

Are we sure it wasn’t a Code Red?

“You look a little low too there, big fella.”

“What do you say we all take a break and have a snack?”

Glucagon time.

Whip It. Whip it good!

Billy Squier?

That’s the problem with the internet. Everyone thinks their a doctor now.

These cruises are really getting weird. :)

The galley scenes in ‘Ben Hur’ (1959) gave me nightmares for years.

Need a richer fuel mixture.

A man I worked with a few years back taught me a little about sales, and the importance of agreeing on the definitions of terms in order to ensure clear communication. Case in point.

Stroke me! Stroke Me! Stroke! Stroke!

STROKE! STROKE! STROKE! “Stop mocking me!” (From the 2007 Family Guy episode "McStroke).