The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 13, 2023

Looks like a case of Pinnochiotitis.

It looks like you are in Kansas anymore (see the diploma).

It certainly can’t be a heart disease.

DOC! my oil pan is leaking.

Quick, get that tin man a chimney sweep!

Is it the Tin Man or Pinnochio?

Funny.

The odds are stacked against him, probably munckin-19

Is the Tin Woodman related to Pinocchio?

I’ll bet he also suffers from tinnitus, poor guy.

He needs a nose job.

I thought I heard a steam whistle…

Looks like a deviated flue to me!

He needs a pipe cleaner.

Is there a flea and a fly in the flue?

If there’s any doctor that can fix a flue, this duct-or conduit.

He can’t be sick. He’s got an iron constitution.

Fortunately it was ‘sweeps’ week at the TV clinic…

Could be an interesting premise for a story… Dorothy’s friends from OZ visit Kansas. hmmm

The eye, ear, nose, and throat guy of Oz.

Dr., may I suggest opening his damper? I’d say try Nasonex, but only when his fire is out.

Ooooooh, we’re off to see the wizard…

Best one today…

the cure is corona. with lime…

This is punny.

GROOOAAANNN

More like the creosote in the flue. He needs a chimney sweep not a doctor!