The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 14, 2025

It would be better if he went to cooking school and worked on tortes.

one nickname for lawyer is "mouthpiece " so…

He went there because the light was on.

Today, a lot of folks have a side gig!

Why is he laying there? He should have asked him to approach the bench.

Wait until you ask to see his briefs!

Paper clips and staples. I can do that.

And that’s the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth.

The question is, will the patient retain any of his teeth?

An open and shut case. Now spit.

" … ‘e an’ ’y ’ig ’outh!"

Next he’ll sue himself for practicing medicine without a license. He’ll win. His insurance will cover it and he’ll be in the black again.

If he plays his cards right, he can make a career out of the suits and counter-suits.

The fact that a lawyer is working on retainers is purely coinci-dental.

He has to bring his practice into alignment with the law.

“I object!,” Corbin Bernsen.

Does he sue himself for malpractice?