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That’s not fair Stan! PETA, ALV, and many other organisations are trying to save your gorgeous rump! Now… I need to go… my mushroom stroganoff may be burning.
Mares Eat Oats LyricsSing it fast to make it sound nonsensical.I know a ditty nutty as a fruitcake.
Goofy as a goon and silly as a loon.
Some call it pretty, others call it crazy.
But they all sing this tune:
Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey.
A kiddley divey too, wouldn’t you?
Yes! Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey.
A kiddley divey too, wouldn’t you?
If the words sound queer and funny to your ear, a little bit jumbled and jivey,
Sing “Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy”.
Oh! Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey.
A kiddley divey too, wouldn’t you-oo?
A kiddley divey too, wouldn’t you?
margueritem almost 13 years ago
Rory makes a good point, Stan…
CateBilling almost 13 years ago
That’s not fair Stan! PETA, ALV, and many other organisations are trying to save your gorgeous rump! Now… I need to go… my mushroom stroganoff may be burning.
ilocine almost 13 years ago
not true, whale meat is a real delicacy in Japan
ilocine almost 13 years ago
Stan: move to India, you’ll be sacred
BlueEyedCatMom almost 13 years ago
Stan wants to be helped into the ocean? Would he be a sea cow?
GROG Premium Member almost 13 years ago
And I thought hay was for horses.
Wendy B. almost 13 years ago
Sorry Stan, but you’re just too tasty!
Dry and Dusty Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Well Stan, whales are cuter than you for one thing! Sorry, buddy!
Digital Frog almost 13 years ago
But you’re very popular over at the Porter house.
Shikamoo Premium Member almost 13 years ago
“Clover” Stan. Rory eats clover. Sheeesh.
Mister-Edd almost 13 years ago
They use goat herds here in the park to clear the weeds.They eat EVERYTHING, including the poison oak!
Mister-Edd almost 13 years ago
Mares Eat Oats Song
Mares Eat Oats LyricsSing it fast to make it sound nonsensical.I know a ditty nutty as a fruitcake.
Goofy as a goon and silly as a loon.
Some call it pretty, others call it crazy.
But they all sing this tune:Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey.
A kiddley divey too, wouldn’t you?
Yes! Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey.
A kiddley divey too, wouldn’t you?
If the words sound queer and funny to your ear, a little bit jumbled and jivey,
Sing “Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy”.
Oh! Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey.
A kiddley divey too, wouldn’t you-oo?
A kiddley divey too, wouldn’t you?