I’m not saying I’m old but I had to change my font size to “Billboard”.
I don’t want to say I’m getting old but I just threw my back out throwing my shoulder out!
You know you are getting old when your finger cramps scrolling down to find the year you were born on a website.
You know you are old if…
You and your teeth don’t sleep together.
When you say something to your kids that your mother said to you and you always hated it.
It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t work.
I’m not saying I’m old but I had to change my font size to “Billboard”.
I don’t want to say I’m getting old but I just threw my back out throwing my shoulder out!
You know you are getting old when your finger cramps scrolling down to find the year you were born on a website.
You know you are old if…
You and your teeth don’t sleep together.
When you say something to your kids that your mother said to you and you always hated it.
It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t work.