The Barn by Ralph Hagen for January 05, 2021

Hmm, spray on white out.

This is nonsense! I rinse daily with bleach: it whitens the teeth (and tongue and tonsils—the three Ts of oral hygiene), disinfects, and deodorizes.

Ron Popeil came up with the same solution to balding.

“You’ll wonder where the yellow went!”

Shake shake shake, your booty…er spray paint….Watch out, you have to be careful what you wish for…

Now you’ll need a Sharpie to draw your lips on.

White Valspar paint is not intended to be used on teeth,

So that’s why you have to be over 21 to buy spray paint.

Hey, it could be a can of whipped cream.

Do frogs have teeth? :)

Neither can I, Karl.