The Barn by Ralph Hagen for January 07, 2025

Is this crunch stuff contagious? Ike and the black cat also have crunch symptoms on ‘Back in the day’.

Here’s an aged hockey joke:

A man wanted his lady to take him along to her Weight Watcher class, wondering why she always was coming back so late. She complied with his request, and he was escorted to watch Doug Weight play hockey with her.

Farm animals don’t diet. But you should cut back on sheep treats if you want to lose weight.

Or keep searching around the barn.

I like you just the way you are, Rory

♫♪ ᵈᵒⁿ’ᵗ ᵍᵒ ᶜʰᵃⁿᵍᶥⁿ⸴

ᵗᵒ ᵗʳʸ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵐᵉ‧‧‧ ♫♪

Mooov~ing right along…..

Rory doesn’t need to diet…lol

How to look thin…

Wear vertical stripes or stand next to Stan.

umm… good luck wit dat, Rory….

On second thought, perhaps Jimbo would consider joining him….Naaaa!

Stan’s too high-calorie for a diet buddy, but Karl might work.

Now, that’s funny!!!