The Big Picture by Lennie Peterson for July 16, 2022

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    dlkrueger33  over 2 years ago

    During the days of answering machines, we channeled Seinfeld and recorded ourselves singing, “Believe it or not, we aren’t at home, please leave a message at the beeeeep. We must be out or we’d pick up the phone – where could we be? Believe or not, we’re not home!” —-Not only did we crack ourselves up with that, we had a telemarketer who begin his spiel until…he broke up laughing hysterically and said, “You guys are GREAT! Have a nice day!” and hung up! HAHAHAHA! Ah, I kinda miss answering machines!

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    ChessPirate  over 2 years ago

    “Far be it from me to complain, but…” ☺

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    Diana Gregory Premium Member over 2 years ago

    No way to annoy the robocalls, but back when the telemarketers were still live people, I found that describing a perineal uresthrostomy got most males to hang up. Only one that didn’t – his wife was a vet.

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