The Buckets by Greg Cravens for March 31, 2010
Transcript:
Sarah says, "I'm worried whether Toby has plan for his future." Toby says, "Hey, dogs understand commands in English, right? What do you think rich people would pay for doggie plastic surgery so their dogs could answer in English?" Sarah says, "A lot, I guess." Sarah says, "Now I'm worried about the consequences of his plans for the future." Larry says, "Don't worry. His grades won't get him into mad scientist school."