The Buckets by Greg Cravens for November 17, 2011

Cartoons aren’t an accurate portrayal of life and events?Does this mean the Flintstones wasn’t a Documentary?

He’s right, that’s irrelevant. It’s a reasonable question. Those are the traditional elements. Modern science uses the same term for chemical elements.

Combine heart to those four elements and you might be on to something.

Tables of the Elements? Is that the table where Earth, Water, Wind, and Fire sit around and play Hearts?

I read that on the Internet somewhere.

He forgot Milla Jovovich, the Fifth Element.

Table of Elephants? Where is this table of Elephants? I’ve seen a painting of dogs at a table, but they were playing poker. Do Elephants play poker.Scuze me, the meds must have kicked in.

Mind = blown.You’ve done it again Greg! :D

Aristotle said that everything was made up of four elements. Everyone said, “Yeah. Okay.” Now, our physics teachers tell us there’s a periodic table of elements and we say, “Yeah. Okay.” Thousand years from now? Everything’s Phlogiston. Yeah, Okay. You know why it doesn’t matter? Aristotle paid taxes, we pay taxes, and the Phlogiston physicists will pay taxes. That’s why.

There are more elements than you think Eddie.

Awwwwwwwww!

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I grew up in the 70’s and 80’s , I thought it was Earth, Wind and Fire.

H2O and Co2, get the C02 fire extinguisher, it’s the blob!!!!

Wait a second….are the 99%‘ers paying taxes too Greg?Cause they’re not physicists…

There are five elements. Metal begets Water, water begets Wood, wood begets Earth, earth begets Fire which begets Metal. .That is the constructive cycle. In Tai Chi we go on the destructive cycle. .Psst…. Greg…. don’t tell him his cartoons were wrong and there are 5 elements.