Who's going to cook and clean for me when I grow up? How would I know? Well, there is a red flag if I ever heard one.
Nobody. You’ll have to do them yourself or live dirty and eat raw. My moto is “Dirt? What dirt? Have a carrot. Cut the top off myself.”
Sounds like a good reason to be motivated to get a high paying job. You will be able to go to restaurants for the cooking and hire a maid service for the weekly cleaning.
That’s some good thinking there, Eddie. Plan ahead.
Well, the pizza guy will do the cooking, and the dog will wash the plates. There. All done.
My Mom taught all the kids not to burn water. The US Navy taught me how to swab floors and clean. The last two didn’t stick. :-)
Agreed Eddie.
And she didn’t come right back at him with, “You will”?
His future goggly eyed wife.
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Carrots have tops?reminds me. have to do the laundry today.
You will.I get lazy, and just don’t want to clean or cook. LoL
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Boots at the Boar Premium Member about 10 years ago
Nobody. You’ll have to do them yourself or live dirty and eat raw. My moto is “Dirt? What dirt? Have a carrot. Cut the top off myself.”
Observer fo Irony about 10 years ago
Sounds like a good reason to be motivated to get a high paying job. You will be able to go to restaurants for the cooking and hire a maid service for the weekly cleaning.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 10 years ago
That’s some good thinking there, Eddie. Plan ahead.
MeGoNow Premium Member about 10 years ago
Well, the pizza guy will do the cooking, and the dog will wash the plates. There. All done.
dzw3030 about 10 years ago
My Mom taught all the kids not to burn water. The US Navy taught me how to swab floors and clean. The last two didn’t stick. :-)
Comic Minister Premium Member about 10 years ago
Agreed Eddie.
amaryllis2 Premium Member about 10 years ago
And she didn’t come right back at him with, “You will”?
Number Three about 10 years ago
His future goggly eyed wife.
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Hunter7 about 10 years ago
Carrots have tops?reminds me. have to do the laundry today.
Allan CB Premium Member about 10 years ago
You will.I get lazy, and just don’t want to clean or cook. LoL