The Buckets by Greg Cravens for June 28, 2020

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    Doctor Toon  over 4 years ago

    Got a problem neighbor?

    Leave it on their porch in the middle of the night

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    jackianne1020  over 4 years ago

    Wrap the whole thing up, container and all, put it in the trash and get rid of it. Unless you’re some kind of scientist, this kind of life form does not need to be analyzed.

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    Allan CB Premium Member over 4 years ago

    What is this “leftovers” you talk about?

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    We have a roll of masking tape in the kitchen for labelling items going into the freezer – foolproof even for this old fool.

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    Pedmar Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I have woods on two sides of my house. When I have food I want to get rid of, I just dump it in the woods and some animal devours it overnight.

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    Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe  over 4 years ago

    I asked one of my staff how his mold experiment in the fridge was working.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Sarah is on target throughout.

    BTW, George Carlin used to do a bit about this. “Honey, what’s this in the fridge?”

    “What’s it smell like?”

    ""It has absolutely no smell whatsoever."

    ""Well, what’s it look like?"

    “Looks like meat. Looks like cake. -———- It’s meatcake!

    “Well, put it back.”

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    cuzinron47  over 4 years ago

    Leave it out back for the raccoons. Hopefully it will dispatch them, but at least it’ll draw them away from your trash cans.

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    Preferred Customer  over 4 years ago

    Compost it

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