The Doozies by Tom Gammill for August 16, 2009

I vote for alternate ending #2!

Another alternate anding: She says, “Octopus ink,” and he says, “Okay, I went over to Liö’s.

Okay, this one gets favorited for its sheer surreality! My ball-cap’s off to you, sir.

…if I pay you to do ‘Carl’s BBQ Chicken Service’ for me,can you draw her with bigger breasts?…

Any of those scenarios is better than going to the gym.

I’ll vote for the Dr Pepper

Note: there is no period after the Dr in their name

Hey, Unkawo, that’s right!

That’s probably the most common soft drink-related copy-editing error.