The Doozies by Tom Gammill for January 14, 2010

I always feel sad for the leftovers that aren’t taken home.

You’re leftoverpomorphizing Tom

Get a dog or two, Tom and there will be no such thing as leftovers.

..they can always be reserved…

Thanks, jukeofurl! Me likey!

maybe the felt-sorry-for Xmas trees could meet up with the a leftovers, have a flirtini and live happily ever after

Not if your dog has a sensitive stomach Hugh.

Send it over to the “Domestic Abuse” comic.