The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for January 18, 2005
Transcript:
The Professor: Why the surgical mask, Dusty? Dusty: It's flu season. I don't want to catch a computer virus. The Professor: No, Dusty...these viruses are only contagious to machines. I'll show you. Aha! Here's a dangerous one - the "Congressional Virus"... Dusty: What's it do? The Professor: It runs every program on your computer, but accomplishes nothing.