The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for April 10, 2005

Transcript:

Evelyn: Does that old phone really work, Dusty? Dusty: Yep...hooked it up myself. You crank it like this to ring the operator... Miss Overdunne: Ms. Overdunne, Elderpark Director, speaking... Dusty: Howdy, Ms. Overdunne...I'm tryin' to get the operator to ring the perfessor's room... Miss Overdunne: Who is this? Dusty: Dusty Winters! Say...did that deadbeat Vinnie ever pay his rent? Miss Overdunne: How...how did you know that? Dusty: You 'n' me are on a party line, I kin listne in on all your calls...real interestin'. Miss Overdunne: Could you hold the line a moment, Mr. Winters? Dusty: She's puttin' me through to the Perfessor now.. Miss Overdunne: Ludmilla! Get me security!