The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for December 30, 2015

Transcript:

Boone: I called the UPS home office... the letter's legit. They're asking a few retirees to come back as temporary goodwill ambassadors... and a few including me, will be featured in a new TV commercial. Professor: Very exciting news, Boone! Dusty: An' don't forget all us little folk when yer playin' high-stakes Parcheesi in Oprah's gilded breakfast nook! Professor: Oh, to spend just one day in your warped little world... Dusty: Ah, you'd never survive... what with all th' dry country wit...