The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for July 25, 2018

Fishing line with a hook at the end might be more practical, or at least, not as bad.

GOOD NEWS, COWBOY! It’s Wednesday and you are now properly dressed.

Hmm. Wearing shoes is “shod.” What’s the word for wearing hats? “hod”? “haberdashed?”

I’m glad Boone wants nothing to do with this. I like lklnl’s suggestion.

@meg: Hmmm….Hashdashing: Being provocative on Twitter???

It’s amazing how impervious some people are as to how big a pain in the butt they are.