The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for January 28, 2021
Transcript:
Boy: Did you get wheels for your Cadillac yet, Mr. Winters? Dusty: 'Fraid not. If I had wheels for it, I'd already be in Clute, Texas, for the Great Mosquito Frestival today... Boy: Are you teasin' me? Dusty: No siree, pardner...the biggest, baddest skeetters are from Texas! Boy: How big? Dusty: Only way you can tell 'em from airplanes is Texas skeeters don't have any numbers on their sides. Boy: Wow!
fuzzbucket Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Let’s go to Freer (Texas, of course) for the rattlesnake roundup.
dwane.scoty1 almost 4 years ago
Dusty’s spinning a yarn for you, kid! Actually, it was a Mesquite BBQ!
pathfinder almost 4 years ago
Dusty’s never seen a Minnesota mosquito. That would be the four engine version. When they take you out for lunch … they take you OUT for lunch.
ajr58(1) almost 4 years ago
I don’t believe it, but it really is a thing.
Dkram almost 4 years ago
There is a Black Fly Festival some where here in Vermont.
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