The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for October 27, 2022

I’d like to see one of those my self.

Now, waffles, there’s a worthy investment. So many toppings! And the carb crash is so nap- able.

And if you key in your code wrong, you’re toast.

Toasters rule – the world.

Why in the world would you need to input an 8-digit user code? I can see settings for thickness and how dark you want it, but that’s all the instructions a toaster needs. Even in a setting like a retirement community you wouldn’t need a user code because most folks would wait by the toaster for their toast to be done. It’s easier to spread butter on warm toast than cold so I’d be getting mine while it was still warm. It’s not that long of a wait.