The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for February 12, 2023
February 11, 2023
February 13, 2023
Transcript:
Dusty: Hey Perfessor... 'member when you referred ta mah having a PEZ made of mah head as narcoleptic? Professor: I believe I said "narcissistic." Dusty: Same dif'rence. Anyway, Ah got ta thinkin' ya may be right... so Ah had a bobblehead made of me on a buckin' bronco, instead. Professor: How's that any less pompous than a PEZ dispenser? Dusty: This time, everyone gits one! Bring 'em in, Pete! Ah had 100 of 'em made! Ah'll even autograph the first 50! Professor: Pride goeth before the fall... Dusty: Fall? It's still the summer, ya cowpoke. Lemme make this one to, "Mah favorite know-it-all, The Perfessor."
Back to Big Mike over 1 year ago
He has some money comin’ in.
goboboyd over 1 year ago
The real money will be in sales of custom sized and branded (in the Western cattle sense) tablets of Winter… Mints.
ajr58(1) over 1 year ago
Use The Devil Horse at the Denver Airport: https://www.outtherecolorado.com/category/denver/the-real-story-behind-denver-s-demonic-horse/article_fa067656-d7db-5c35-a102-ab17524c4d90.html
Diat60 over 1 year ago
And, he’ll expect the Perfessor to display his bobblehead very prominently.
mistercatworks over 1 year ago
Now if he were riding a “bobble horse” …
JDP_Huntington Beach over 1 year ago
Just which side of the horse does the Pez come out?!?