The Fusco Brothers by J.C. Duffy for October 17, 2009

Most toupee wearers are not so overt. They prefer to keep it under their hat.

I stuff mine in my back pocket and wear my wallet under my hat… then I hang-out at bus stops and train platforms waiting for the a pick-pocket to make a hit. You should see them flinch when their fingers hit those woven strands. I laff all the way home thinking about their surprise. it is my version of a Bresson moment.

I’ve never worked for a toupee. I did once work for a guy named Harry, though.

I knew a clean-shaven guy named Harold Chinn. Once I made the mistake of calling him Harry. He told me, “My chin isn’t hairy and neither is my name.”

…so I told him to grow a beard.

hair today, gone tomorrow

I use Stabald, removes unsightly cranial hair.

Some people spend years trying to figure out what their goals should be, but he got it just off the top of his head.

When he dies then there’ll be Hell toupee’.